Post by JUST ANOTHER MEULK on Aug 6, 2011 1:35:23 GMT -4
Have you ever been bored at... -checks clock- 1:30 am? I know I have! So I went on Omegle.
Here are some things that I did:
I am disappoint.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Stranger 1 just walked into a room to see Stranger 2 laying on a bed, with a midget holding a burning candle standing over them, what do they say?
Stranger: female with cam?
Stranger: i dunno
You: You're no fun.
Stranger: lol you got cam? i can be more fun on there
You: Just answer the question. :l
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dude wouldn't even play along
- different person -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Stranger 1 just walked into a room to see Stranger 2 laying on a bed, with a midget holding a burning candle standing over them, what do they say?
Stranger: idk
You: you sure?
Stranger: yes
You: srsly sure?
Stranger: yes
You: 100% srsly sure?
Stranger: YES!
You: ARE
You: YOU
CERTAIN?
Stranger: YEESSSS!!!!
You: A WILD BARNEY HAS APPEARED WHAT DO YOU DO?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
YOU SEE. BARNEY MAKES PEOPLE LEAVE
- new thing completely -
So now I get asked to do this question thing. FUN RIGHT?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what sexual act is most explicid?
You: I have a question to ask of you.
Stranger: wat is it
You: What sexual act is most explicid?
Stranger: but sex
Stranger: ??
You: There's worse stuff than ass sex
Stranger: no butt sex with a cat
Stranger: lol
You: With a cat. Really?
You: More like a cow.
Stranger: oh no donkey penis in yo butt
Stranger:
You: That sounds painful...
You: Like wouldn't your anus split or something?
Stranger: no no u enjoy it s wat u say relaxing
You: of course you'd know
Stranger: like it just rips ur butt hole into many peices
You: ... don't they have ointment for that?
Stranger: donkey butt sex rip ointment ?
You: no just having your ass ripped to pieces.
You: do you think the donkey would bite?
Stranger: no it just chews on deek
You: it chews the dick?
You: like fuck ouch
Stranger: no deek
You: what is a deek?
Stranger: u kno thang in ur ass
You: i'm not exactly educated in the vocabulary of stuff up the anus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So post your stuff that you did!
www.omegle.com
Here are some things that I did:
I am disappoint.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Stranger 1 just walked into a room to see Stranger 2 laying on a bed, with a midget holding a burning candle standing over them, what do they say?
Stranger: female with cam?
Stranger: i dunno
You: You're no fun.
Stranger: lol you got cam? i can be more fun on there
You: Just answer the question. :l
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dude wouldn't even play along
- different person -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Stranger 1 just walked into a room to see Stranger 2 laying on a bed, with a midget holding a burning candle standing over them, what do they say?
Stranger: idk
You: you sure?
Stranger: yes
You: srsly sure?
Stranger: yes
You: 100% srsly sure?
Stranger: YES!
You: ARE
You: YOU
CERTAIN?
Stranger: YEESSSS!!!!
You: A WILD BARNEY HAS APPEARED WHAT DO YOU DO?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
YOU SEE. BARNEY MAKES PEOPLE LEAVE
- new thing completely -
So now I get asked to do this question thing. FUN RIGHT?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what sexual act is most explicid?
You: I have a question to ask of you.
Stranger: wat is it
You: What sexual act is most explicid?
Stranger: but sex
Stranger: ??
You: There's worse stuff than ass sex
Stranger: no butt sex with a cat
Stranger: lol
You: With a cat. Really?
You: More like a cow.
Stranger: oh no donkey penis in yo butt
Stranger:
You: That sounds painful...
You: Like wouldn't your anus split or something?
Stranger: no no u enjoy it s wat u say relaxing
You: of course you'd know
Stranger: like it just rips ur butt hole into many peices
You: ... don't they have ointment for that?
Stranger: donkey butt sex rip ointment ?
You: no just having your ass ripped to pieces.
You: do you think the donkey would bite?
Stranger: no it just chews on deek
You: it chews the dick?
You: like fuck ouch
Stranger: no deek
You: what is a deek?
Stranger: u kno thang in ur ass
You: i'm not exactly educated in the vocabulary of stuff up the anus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So post your stuff that you did!
www.omegle.com